hearing jaime whisper “I don’t care" is going to haunt my dreams that seriously fucked me up

"RIP Jaime Lannister’s Character Development"
— GoT Fandom  (via thehoundking)

(Source: cocoalover1956)

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apocalypsecanceled:

why do white feminists think ‘BUT WE NEED MORE LEADING WOMEN IN THE ACTION GENRE’ is a good excuse to watch lucy do they honestly believe hollywhite just completely missed GRAVITY and the ENTIRE MOTHERFUCKING HUNGER GAMES FRANCHISE what do they think the funding for ‘lucy’ is coming in the wake of?

they boycott pacific rim (which, yknow, had a japanese woman shoving some of hollywhite’s most racist & sexist tropes so far back up its own ass it was still tasting them the week after) for not passing the bechdel test but blatant violence and racism, well that can slide, that’s great representation, that’s empowering for women.

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"you speak english?"

boy i sure do feel empowered seein people who look like my dad & my friends get murdered for not speaking english IN TAIWAN

What’s weird is this line has shown up in Hollywood movies twice already in the past year (2013).   It was used both in The Wolverine andOlympus has Fallen—both films feature the white hero vs. Asian baddies screaming “SPEAK ENGLISH” to some hapless Asian minion and then enacting violence on them.   So that joke isn’t even original.    

pretzel-the-hognose:

I managed to catch Pretzel fixing his face after a meal!

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catthatwalkedbyherself:

owlgoggles20 replied to your post “http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-modern-satirists-screwed-by-people-who-di…”

Cishet white men should not be allowed to do satire. They shouldn’t even be allowed to SAY satire.

Right???? It’s BAFFLING that these guys are so fucking proud of themselves for being “tolerant” but when they do shit like this they blame it on the fact that people “didn’t get it.”

And they all seem to think that “satire = being offensive to everyone”. Trey Parker and Matt Stone do it, Stephen Colbert does it, and it’s all SO wrong. Satire punches UP, not DOWN. When used correctly, it exposes truths in the fractured system and power structures while still being humourous. Throwing oppressed groups under the bus in order to get laughs from the privileged set is NOT satire. 

And really, making a few decent points does NOT excuse some of the terrible other shit they say, especially the slurs, especially the racism, and transphobia, and all the other horrible shit they think they can get away with because they’re “satirists”.

But none of this matters because whiney little white boy redditors are gonna defend it anyway while shutting everyone else the fuck down, because God forbid they fuck anything up.

THANK YOU! It’s just so insanely ironic that the people that shout “UM YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND SATIRE” clearly don’t know what satire is meant to do. And that every shitty thing that spews from their mouths is a clever social commentary.

I also think it’s hilarious that they always mention “A Modest Proposal,” because it is good satire, because it punches up. Swift is tearing the English a new asshole by saying that they treat the Irish like such garbage, they just as well start eating babies. He’s pointing out the profound social and economic inequalities at the time, and the people that he’s making uncomfortable are the English, i.e, the people in power. 

owlgoggles20 replied to your post “http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-modern-satirists-screwed-by-people-who-di…”

Cishet white men should not be allowed to do satire. They shouldn’t even be allowed to SAY satire.

Right???? It’s BAFFLING that these guys are so fucking proud of themselves for being “tolerant” but when they do shit like this they blame it on the fact that people “didn’t get it.”

http://www.cracked.com/blog/3-modern-satirists-screwed-by-people-who-didnt-get-joke/ damn Cracked is really big with the whine lately.

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"Waaaaaah, we’re whiny pissbabies because somehow our HILARIOUS racist satire aimed at white liberals is being called out by the people it was meant to protect!" - the Cracked staff, apparently.

also lololol I like how they’re saying Colbert is being “screwed over” when every white man and his bro are defending him and trashing Suey Park.